The royal wedding has triggered my binge eating, help?

i cant stop eating since friday, this quite desperation is killing me now, im jealous, angry, i want to be princess of CAMBRIDGE slim and have nice legs like Kate, im off tomorrow , but back to grocery store on tuesday relay wanna slap the management for making my life miserable too. I was praying to lord to remove my shortcomings and character defects but yet cookies and cream are my only hope right now, thank you